shittiotic

When someone is being idiotic, and they're being shitty about it, they're being shittiotic.

'Man, that guy in class today was so shittiotic... he was totally wrong, and he knew it! He probably only kept arguing because he likes the sound of his own voice.'

by lamesauce. December 1, 2009

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shittiot

a shitty idiot. the next level of idiotness.

Bernie sat on Mo for calling him a shittiot after having "let one go" on his backswing.

by elverde April 9, 2008

shitiotic

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic

im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.

by lousethymaster June 30, 2011

shittastic

Doing the WORST #%^#$ing job ever.

Britney Spear's parenting skills will be shittastic

by LordPhrozen July 1, 2005

shittiot

The worst kind of idiot

"In a room full of imbeciles, he'd be the butt of their jokes; a real shittiot."

by Mike Cerovich July 3, 2008

shittastic

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"

"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."

by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008