Shitstake 

A really bad mistake.
A mistake no one benefits from.

I accidentally left the window open and now it’s cold, what a shitstake.

Shitstake by Mike poncho November 14, 2020

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.

Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."

shitquake by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009