shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

Shittake

1. The take of shitting, such as spit-take, only shitting on accident.

2. Sharting

3. An accident

Baby Lisa just did a shittake.

I was so scared I might have had a shittake.

by Thegeniouswhomadethisword November 6, 2009

Shittake

another word for saying shit.

Dutch: Wasabii, Bean??
Bean: Shittake! Want to come chilll?

by HempNaturelle January 29, 2009

Shittake

Something which is both shit and tacky

OMG her shoes are so shittake!

by Hot-Box April 14, 2009

Shittake

The name of my llamacorn oc.
Its an Insult, saying that someone looks lïke a llama with a unicorn horn which has an unhealthy addiction to manicures. and a werd Ï just made up Ïn school.
Less commonly spelt ‘shitake’.

Said: shit-ayk

‘You look lïke shittake, mate’

by IcattErr October 19, 2021

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

by tdub05 July 11, 2009