shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

Shittake

1. The take of shitting, such as spit-take, only shitting on accident.

2. Sharting

3. An accident

Baby Lisa just did a shittake.

I was so scared I might have had a shittake.

by Thegeniouswhomadethisword November 6, 2009

Shittake

another word for saying shit.

Dutch: Wasabii, Bean??
Bean: Shittake! Want to come chilll?

by HempNaturelle January 29, 2009

Shittake

Something which is both shit and tacky

OMG her shoes are so shittake!

by Hot-Box April 14, 2009

Shittake

The name of my llamacorn oc.
Its an Insult, saying that someone looks lïke a llama with a unicorn horn which has an unhealthy addiction to manicures. and a werd Ï just made up Ïn school.
Less commonly spelt ‘shitake’.

Said: shit-ayk

‘You look lïke shittake, mate’

by IcattErr October 19, 2021

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019