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shitstare 

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.
Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!
shitstare by fjfj December 19, 2007
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shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.
According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.
shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.
Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!
fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.
Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!
Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011
A word made by tana mongeu to insult James Charles, but now is a huge meme.
Tana: (mocking James) HI SHISTARSSS
James: I don’t talk like that!!!

shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.
Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.
shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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