shits you
shits you by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016
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put the shits up you
put the shits up you by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006
You wit the shits
Being down to hook up and explore the other persons body and interest without having to talk much or prolong the process. In other words DTF or suck!
You wit the shits by Godfather Young January 28, 2020
I shit you not
Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019
I shit you not
I shit you not by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
shit you get for crap these days
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006
I Shit You Not
I Shit You Not by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009
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