Spitrod
A sexual act where two men enter a woman at opposite ends giving the illusion that said woman is impaled on a spit rod. A common practice with swingers and best friends.
Spitrod by nolimit_24 April 12, 2009
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Shitrod
An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico
Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021
reverse-spitroast
A three way sexual position. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock and the other woman gets eaten out. Usually (but not always), during a reverse-spitroast the two women are facing towards each other so they can make out and play with each other's boobs while the man is fucking them.
Those two girls just invited me over to their place and told me to take a shower first. I'm pretty sure we're gonna have a reverse-spitroast.
reverse-spitroast by every1drinkbeer February 3, 2017
Medical Spitroast
John has been having stomach pains lately. Doc says hes going to need to do a Medical Spitroast to figure out whats wrong with him.
Medical Spitroast by Toolazy2work January 11, 2018
Spitroast Deluxe
A conventional spitroast occurs when one dude fucks a chick in her pussy while she takes a second dude in her mouth. The "deluxe" version of that is when the chick is done in her ass and mouth instead, and often the pussy does not come in to play at all.
That horny bitch doesn't just want us to spitroast her in the pussy and mouth; she wants a Spitroast Deluxe in her ass and down her throat.
Spitroast Deluxe by thefin July 9, 2011
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