Shitrags

A stage in life where everything is shitty. Two or more guys coming together and becoming bros through the experience. This stage lasts for a little bit, then becomes a fond memory between bros.

Michael and Ben's first week and a half at college, they were shitrags.

by Jackie Nol October 28, 2010

Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011

shitrag

Synonym for UK tabloid The Sun, as used by firefighter @crispymick on twitter.

When The Sun asked could they use his photo of his firefighting helmet, Mick replied: Nope, not in your shitrag

by WazzaJ June 15, 2017

shitrageous

A cooler way to describe something that is awesome with a combination of THE "shit" and "outrageous."

1. The concert wasn't just awesome and exciting. It was SHITRAGEOUS!!!
2. I just listened to the new album. It was truly shitrageous!

by XTiN@ November 7, 2015

Shitrag

Somebody who sucks at everything, cannot do anything right, or is just a plain mother-fucking piece of shit

You Bloody shitrag
I'mm gonna bust your ass, shitrag

by Aronou Daedrakin (The Reincarnated Rydercha) October 9, 2004

ShitRAG

A patent attorney who picks and rearranges his balls and also teabags the desks of unsuspecting secretaries.

Aww damn ... just look at ShitRAG down there digging in his nuts again. He must have crabs.

by S January 25, 2005

Shitbags

Baggy cotton joggin' pants that hang extremely low on gangsta rappers and wiggers. Usually worn with Beige Timberland boots and one pant leg pulled up to the knee. They have the appearance of something a horse might wear in the city.

"Look at those Shitbags...!!"

by pierogiking December 14, 2007