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shit rag 

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus
yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like
shit rag by AJUDD001 August 4, 2008
Verb: During sex, when a rag is shoved up the anus of one of the participants and then ripped out during their orgasm, causing them to spray shit all over.

Shit rag, shit rags, shit ragging, shit ragged
1: “Dude I thought she was a baddie but then she shit ragged me and now my shit is all over her walls!”

2: “But would you do it again?”

1: “lowkey yeah”
Shit Rag by dongkong45 August 7, 2026

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
shit rag drunk by Attcus July 7, 2012

shit the rag 

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
shit the rag by Timmy-K August 28, 2011

Du-rag shit 

To express pleasure or displeasure in any form.

Originated from Gympie Queensland, Australia.
Du-rag shit used in the form of displeasure

Person 1: *Spills can of coke*

Person 2: "Hey man, cut that Du-rag shit out"

______________

Du-rag shit used in the form of pleasure

Person 1: "Hey man, check this out, I just won 10 grand at the pokies"

Person 2: "Fuck yeah man, that's some Du-rag shit right there"
Du-rag shit by MuntedBanana May 31, 2018

Joe Shit the Rag Man 

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...
Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?
Joe Shit the Rag Man by caveputorium December 19, 2012
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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