shitlog

gigantic culmination of turd

Happy Birthday, Mister Fool - I left it floating there for you - a gargantual SHITLOG!

by Al Bombz September 11, 2003

Cranberries on a Shitlog

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

by avenshmit May 2, 2010

shitlover

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

by jpg3 December 5, 2011

shitographer

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.

You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.

by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

shitload

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

by Twigman May 29, 2003

shitload of bullfuck

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."

This game sucks ass! It's a shitload of bullfuck!

by A.M.A. January 2, 2009