Shitnak

Noun - a small collectible item

I'm going to buy one of these shitnaks's from the Modern Toss shop.

Shitnak by mancurolsen April 4, 2011

Shitnado 

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

Shitnado by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

shitnami 

The massive wave of toilet water that is displaced when a giant turd is blasted out of your ass.

The explosive dump I just took caused a massive shitnami. Now there is debris all over the floor.

shitnami by Syndrome of a Downs December 9, 2008

Shittakee

A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.

"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."

Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009

Shitnado 

Its when you make a difference in air pressure by shitting yourself so you make a cyclone with your shit.

Me and the bois made a shitnado lastnight.

Shitnado by Just-A_Nobody December 8, 2019