Definitions by virtualmichael

smurfsticles 

Blue Balls

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.

smurfsticles by virtualmichael August 13, 2011

Shitnado 

A major whirlwind of shit.

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.

Shitnado by virtualmichael July 10, 2010