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Shitloid 

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.
Shitloid by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022
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shitload 

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.
I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.
shitload by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload 

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.
I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend
metric shitload by Twigman May 29, 2003

shitload of bullfuck 

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."
shitload of bullfuck by A.M.A. January 2, 2009

what a shitload of fuck 

common expression used by the angry video game nerd. Used to express anything extremely frustrating, confusing, annoying, or stupid
I remember playing ET on the Atari, I tell you, what a shitload of fuck
A really poor haircut. will look like a terrid haircut, Or a person may spike their shitlid which makes it an edited shitlid.
Shitlid by Lil'Weezy July 19, 2010

shitload of fuck 

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.
"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is
shitload of fuck by agwellin January 3, 2008