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(Elephant Trunk) referring to having an uncircumcised penis.
Keenan has an ET!
I know, just cut it off already, yeah.
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by yrn_jellyman45 February 14, 2019
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An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
by Erc the Great May 24, 2011
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A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home
ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English
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When two dudes slowly touch the tips of their erections together, then shine a flashlight on it.

Stands for Erectile Tapping
I think the E.T. is just a crude reinterpretation of the scene from the movie "E.T." in which Elliot and the alien slowly touch as the tips of their fingers light up.
by sonofol April 19, 2009
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if you act like shaun meyers than you are genetically programed to be atrracted to men with an E.T.
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2.ET-abrev. for extra-terrestrial
3.The act of almost penetrating the vagina with the penis,at the point of which the head is inside but the female in question chickens out and doesn't get penetrated fully.Said male is then asked to "phone home."
A.Wang-her boyfriend got an E.T...they are not together now.

"I got E.T-ed last night cuz we didn't have a rubber"

"She E.T-ed me last night cuz we didn't have a rubber,the bitch"
by Stef and James October 01, 2007
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