Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shirtlifter

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.

Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!

by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023

Shitified

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

by Spinn February 9, 2010

shirtlifter

homosexual

"He doesn`t want a girlfriend,he`s a shirtlifter"

by wizard January 25, 2003

Shitlister

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list

Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister

by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009

shirtlifter

A gay male who lifts his shirt (and bends over) for anal intercourse.

Primarily British usage.

Q. hey, is your mate a top?

A. No, he'll top sometimes, but he's really a shirtlifter.

by stsebastian November 15, 2009