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A gay male who lifts his shirt (and bends over) for anal intercourse.

Primarily British usage.
Q. hey, is your mate a top?

A. No, he'll top sometimes, but he's really a shirtlifter.
by stsebastian November 15, 2009

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Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:
1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.
by stsebastian October 29, 2008

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to sleep in the same bed with someone (not just in the same room).

British usage.
Although Sam only has a single bed, he lusts to bunk up with seb every night.

When Tom met that hot piece, they hooked up, went boozing, and decided to bunk up all weekend.
by stsebastian November 28, 2009

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A pornographic film; usually a video.

British usage.
That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.

My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."
by stsebastian November 28, 2009

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to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.
"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."
by stsebastian November 18, 2009

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intercourse; to have intercourse.

British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink" in the U.S.
I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.

Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?
by stsebastian November 28, 2009

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Term for masturbation in the UK.
When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.
by stsebastian November 28, 2009

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