stsebastian's definitions

shirtlifter

A gay male who lifts his shirt (and bends over) for anal intercourse.

Primarily British usage.

Q. hey, is your mate a top?

A. No, he'll top sometimes, but he's really a shirtlifter.

by stsebastian November 15, 2009

blue balls

A condition in males characterized by:

1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and...

2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain.

Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation.

Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.

1) I stroked my dick for three hours while watching porn and got blue balls till I hurt so bad I just had to jack off.

2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."

by stsebastian November 16, 2009

rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

by stsebastian November 18, 2009

bluey

A pornographic film; usually a video.

British usage.

That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.

My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

bonk

intercourse; to have intercourse.

British usage. Somewhat similar to "boink" in the U.S.

I bonked a girl last nigh; later it felt better when I bonked my bf.

Hey, dude, do you bonk her more than once a day?

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

bunk up

to sleep in the same bed with someone (not just in the same room).

British usage.

Although Sam only has a single bed, he lusts to bunk up with seb every night.

When Tom met that hot piece, they hooked up, went boozing, and decided to bunk up all weekend.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009