wizard's definitions

pissed

Drunk. Very drunk.

After that bottle of Cuervo, Ward got royally pissed.

by Wizard November 9, 2001

shirtlifter

homosexual

"He doesn`t want a girlfriend,he`s a shirtlifter"

by wizard January 25, 2003

Gigglesac

The lower portion of the male nutsack which typcially is judged by where the nuts are presiding. Depending on the mood one's "Gigglesac" region is usually the area of the bag containing the nuts. This portion can be stimulated by even the smallest of accents causing a slight giggle.

I got chills as the chipmunk graced the underside of my gigglesac.

by Wizard October 29, 2003

Dislexus

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

by Wizard November 9, 2001

fostered

The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)

Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.

by Wizard February 10, 2005

Lummock

Large, oafish person. A clumsy fool.

Yer sittin on me bacon bap you gret LUMMOCK!

by Wizard February 22, 2003

spaggly

Something which is complicated and convoluted, or a piece of electronic gear with loads of wires.

The spaggly bit is attached to the motherboard.

The route to Dungeness is a bit spaggly

by wizard February 24, 2004