Shitfisted 

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

Shitfisted by devilace July 24, 2009

Shitpissed 

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)

Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.

Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

Shitfarted 

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.

"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"

Shitfarted by Lnasty January 9, 2012

Shitlister 

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list

Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister

Shitlister by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009

shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

shitfasted by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

shitfister 

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

shitfister by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

Shitlifted 

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

Shitlifted by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022