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shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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Shiticles

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
by URGFsBF April 29, 2011
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shiticles

the feeling of being cold; usually stuck in a cold bathroom at a greasy spoon diner, disposing of a weeks worth of meals.
Holy shiticles, I need to hurry before I get stuck in here.
by elank54 July 28, 2010
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Shitchest

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.
Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.
by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017
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Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
by the hue bearer July 30, 2016
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Shitecules

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule
When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!
by darealjz July 13, 2010
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shitcicle

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.
When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.
by raeghos January 23, 2011
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