Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

Sharticles

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness September 28, 2008

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010

sharticles

Vaporous emission created in the act of pooping.

"Dude! Use the fan next time! When I went in the bathroom I got a full mouthful of your sharticles!!!"

by AJ1990 June 20, 2008

Sharticles

the small pieces or particles of feces that cause pink eye

The sharticles on her pillow caused her to get pink eye

by BEASTLY T January 29, 2010

Sharticles

The particles of poop and pee spray when the toilet gets flushed

Dude, close the lid when you flush so you don't get covered in sharticles!

by letitbeginwithus May 2, 2011