shitcicle

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.

When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.

by raeghos January 23, 2011

Shitcicle

During gay sex, a man pulls out only to find his penis covered in fecal matter.

When Todd noticed his shitcicle, he slapped Mark in the face with it and said, "Suck it off, bitch!"

by Coy Peterson June 11, 2005

shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.

Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!

by Reckless01 February 3, 2008

Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.

Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious

by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009

Shitcicle

Either

A shit (animal or human) that has frozen causing it to become brittle.
or
A saying expressed during a bad situation or event.

Oh shitcicle! i just stood on a shitcicle because i could not see it under the snow.

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Shitcicle

When someone has shit their pants and it has froze.

The homeless man was sleeping outside in the subfreezing temperatures. When he woke up, we noticed he was walking funny. We soon realized that he had shit his pants and it had froze, he now has a shitcicle.

by Squirmybean December 3, 2016

Shitcicle

A more festive way of saying shit.

Aw shitcicle! I spilled egg nog all over myself.

by Incoporal August 29, 2017