Definitions by darealjz

Shitecules 

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

Shitecules by darealjz July 13, 2010

Splug 

The spermy plug that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Splug flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I popped my splug and pissed all over the back of the toilet seat!

Splug by darealjz June 1, 2010

Spork

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

Spork by darealjz June 1, 2010