shiticules 

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

shiticules by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017

Shiticular 

When you are particular about where you have a dump !

At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!

Shiticular by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013

Shitecules 

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

Shitecules by darealjz July 13, 2010

forgeticus shiticus 

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.

Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?

forgeticus shiticus by defd December 20, 2010

ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

ShitCutest by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

Shiticulous 

When something is so shit, it's ridiculous.

"The weather is shiticulous today."
"School is shiticulous all the time."
"Her performance was shiticulous."

Shiticulous by rachculldog March 7, 2009