Shithap 

Like a mishap only exponentially worse.

Mishap: When you get a flat tire on the way to a doctor's appointment, and your crowbar breaks and the doctor's receptionist won't give you a break because it's not 24 hours notice and you forgot your triple A card.

Shithap: When the same thing is happening in a blizzard and a semi is jacknifing toward you at 80 MPH on the ice.

Shithap by JordanMacLeanAuthor March 26, 2013

shithap 

1. Like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.

WALT: Hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.

JAMES: Gimme the shithap.

WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.

JAMES: Not good.

WALT: Male prostitute.

JAMES: Really not good.

WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.

JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.

shithap by Harris Bergstein May 12, 2010

Shithammered 

Very drunk,hammered,shitfaced.

I got completely shithammered at the bar last night.

Shithammered by panicbot October 16, 2008

Shitapple 

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

Shitapple by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

shithammer 

Verb, to shithammer.
To accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

Often heard in IT organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.

Those guys never think about what they're doing, they just shithammer their code into production.

shithammer by Ch April 24, 2004

shithag 

An old or middle aged woman who is constantly talking or yelling shit

That shithag is constantly yelling incomprehensible bullshit all the time

shithag by RedPortiaOne April 11, 2017

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy 

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.

Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy by Gavinna December 5, 2021