Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
by josh January 21, 2004
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The state of being so drunk: a combination of shitfaced and hammered.
It seemed as if very often they could hardly wait to tell us that they, you know, how shithammered they had been the night before.
by Corey A August 22, 2008
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A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 19, 2010
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The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.
I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.
by uzi4u June 12, 2007
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Being VERY drunk
"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"
by Joker22 February 16, 2010
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