Shitflood

A flood of feces, usually occuring from a clogged toilet

I took a shit earlier and went back to the bathroom to take another. When I stepped inside I discovered that my toilet got clogged and a massive shitflood has engulfed my bathroom in excrement.

by He who shits exorbitantly August 30, 2010

shitload

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

by lightbulb March 14, 2004

metric shitload

A metric shitload is roughly 2.287 english shitloads.

I've got a metric shitload of stuff to get done this weekend

by Twigman May 29, 2003

shitload of bullfuck

Noun used to express extreme dislike of an object or situation. A favorite phrase of James Rolfe, the "Angry Video Game Nerd."

This game sucks ass! It's a shitload of bullfuck!

by A.M.A. January 2, 2009

what a shitload of fuck

common expression used by the angry video game nerd. Used to express anything extremely frustrating, confusing, annoying, or stupid

I remember playing ET on the Atari, I tell you, what a shitload of fuck

by Destoroyah September 9, 2010

shitload of fuck

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is

by agwellin January 3, 2008

Shitlord

A person who basks in the bitterness and misery of others.

The Shitlord enjoyed scrolling through the feminist tag on social media websites, bathing in his enemies misery.

by Hank Bitchen Shitlord February 9, 2017