Shitflops

Shitflops are a REALLY crappy, or rough looking pair of flip-flops or sandals.

Me: Alright guys, I'm ready

Friend 1: Dude...what are those unholy looking things on your feet?

Me: What? you have a problem with my flip flops? I'll have you know that these Shitflops and I have gone through alot of things together...that, and they were free. And my friend, you can't beat free.

Friend 2: Your right, shitflops about sum those things up.

Me: ...is that all you heard me say?

Friend 2: What?

Me: F*** you man, go suck a fat one.

by The Perpendicular Tickler October 16, 2008

Shitlips

A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.

"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."

by Colinito October 20, 2006

Shit-Flops

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers

"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops

by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010

Shitflip

A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you look like a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D

Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."

Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."

Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-

Skater 3: "wow what a loser."

Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."

by ccchhhrriiisss January 11, 2008

Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

by Ian April 9, 2003

shitslop

1.Refers to low quality fast food.

2.Refers to Taco Bell's beef, specifically.

-Hey what can we get to eat at this time of night?
-You're only going to find shitslop.

by Dordan Dayliaz November 22, 2006

Shitflood

A flood of feces, usually occuring from a clogged toilet

I took a shit earlier and went back to the bathroom to take another. When I stepped inside I discovered that my toilet got clogged and a massive shitflood has engulfed my bathroom in excrement.

by He who shits exorbitantly August 30, 2010