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shitflower

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.
Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.
by Eman1187 May 7, 2009
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shitflower

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.
Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.
by webhead February 28, 2014
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shitlover

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.
The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.
by jpg3 December 5, 2011
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Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin
by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
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Shitower

Ron : Yo dog, be right there,I gotta take a shitower!

Steve: A what?

Ron: A shit and shower!
by drizzle82 February 5, 2014
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Shitower

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.
Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.
by Louie Williams August 4, 2015
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shitplowed

the act of intentionally setting off on a course of drunkeness that some may never find.
A state of complete drunkeness.
Did you see that, Buck? He's completely shitplowed after chugging a fifth of jager and chasing it with two red bulls.
by Nate M. February 1, 2006
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