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Shitcoon

The act of shoving a racoon up your booty letting your butthole extend a full 8 inches.
Lets try shitcoon I have a racoon right here.

ok but it in.
by anonymous March 27, 2024
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shitcoiner

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.
Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.
by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021
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ShitCongo

The city formally known as Chicago
There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo
by ajetpilot August 16, 2018
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Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman May 7, 2018
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Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power
Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019
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Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.
There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!
by manzo porelli April 24, 2018
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Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.
Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.
by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005
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