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shitcoiner
Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.
Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.
shitcoiner by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021
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Shitcoon • Shitcoins • Shittoon • Shitcoiner • Shitcon • shitcoin69 • SHITCON 1 • Shitconda • shitcone • ShitCongo
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Shittoon
1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power
Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.
Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
Shittoon by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019
Shitcoin
Shitcoin by manzo porelli April 24, 2018
Shitoon
another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.
Shitoon by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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