Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 21, 2006

shitcon

an iconic shitty person
a iconic horrible human being

lovely peaches is a shitcon

by super slangs December 30, 2024

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

shitcoiner

Individuals who either through ignorance or malice, accumulate and/or promote worthless digital tokens. Many shitcoiners lack knowledge in the areas of Austrian economics, protocol scaling layers, game theory, and ethics. Many are prone to emotional outbursts when exposed to reason or tough questions regarding their heavy bags. Pastimes include having fun staying poor, and creating definitions for Bitcoin maximalists on Urban Dictionary.

Steve ignored Bitcoin for years and feels like he missed the boat, despite his bitcoiner friends trying to get him to stack sats repeatedly. To make up for lost time he jumped on Coinbase and bought every low cap coin in hopes it will one day be the "next" Bitcoin. Steve is a total shitcoiner.

by BTC Sessions August 16, 2021

ShitCongo

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

shitcore

An esoteric music genre (if you can even call it that) that is easily identified by large BPM fluctuations, sudden and loud noises, kick drums, screaming/nonsense vocals, and typically very exceptional lyrics or subject matter. Noise Wiki also notes poor/nofi instrumentation. While some think of this as noise, shitcore manages to blur the line between noise and music. Music artists like Passenger of Shit could be an excellent example of shitcore. There isn't a real way to describe it without listening to it, so listen at your own discretion. Say bye to your ears.

Shitcore is not a shit genre. Dont @ me.

by EdgyDabs420 January 16, 2018

Shitmont County

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022