Shitconda 

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

Shitconda by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

ShitCongo 

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

ShitCongo by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

shitcode 

Term used by programmers to describe some code badly written, inefficient or full of hacks

Hey dude, what's that shitcode you wrote on that script

shitcode by crl__ January 17, 2017

urban shitionary 

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.

Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

urban shitionary by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009

shitgoddamn 

shitgoddamn a combination of shit and goddamn when shit and goddamn alone want do and being a little more vulgar is acceptable

shitgoddamn my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me this morning shitgoddamn

shitgoddamn by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

SHITCON 1 

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

SHITCON 1 by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

Shitconsin by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011