shitjangled 

When you’re so broke, you only have the change jangling in your pocket

Dude 1: Bro, lets get some soda
Dude 2: I would, but I’m shitjangled

shitjangled by Prince fagget queers (lol@wes) July 4, 2018

Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

Shiflangled

The sexual act of a man inserting his head into the woman's vagina

Don't pick on that kid he got shiflangled by the peso down the road

Shiflangled by Spline crew October 27, 2016

shitwrangled 

extremely wasted. Wasted is not shitwrangled. If you are fucked up you are not shitwrangled. Shitwrangled is beyond fucked up

Wanna get shitwrangled tonight?
hell yeah man lets fucking do it

shitwrangled by dixonta September 30, 2011