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Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
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shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.
Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"
shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

Shitbaggery 

Shitbaggery: ˈshē-ət-baggə-rē• /verb, an act of a worthless,

offensive, or detestable person.

Also, may be the the actions of a Shitbag, Douchebag, Ahole, or loser that wears flip flops all year, no matter what the weather conditions are.
Jen's X-boyfriend drinks and ends up banging loser chicks, that is nothing but shitbaggery.

Zippy felt bad because he got caught red handed in a shitbaggery act in Kenneth City.

Some women are actually attracted to, and want a man to act shitbaggery towards them.
Shitbaggery by Capt Morgan October 23, 2012

Shitbadger 

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger
Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

shitbanger 

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used
I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!
shitbanger by stevie-J August 20, 2007

shitpiggery 

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.
Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.
shitpiggery by anthony February 19, 2005

shitbagery 

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work
Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!
shitbagery by sputnic35 November 6, 2017
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