Definitions by TheAlmightyYak

Rodeo Fart

Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.

John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!