Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019

shit-pile

A stack of incomplete work or documents on a co-workers desk. Items that enter the shitpile seldom get done, or they get done after the deadline, frustrating the fuck out of everyone.

"Is that the Jones report? That's low priority, so just throw it on the shit-pile"

by Pontianak December 6, 2003

Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile

I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!

by Theshattalker March 14, 2017

country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.

"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north

by countrypiles August 5, 2016

Same shit different pile

Kylie is wrong Jacob is right

99% of the time Kylie is wrong Jacob is right, same shit different pile

by Wanted091 October 31, 2023

steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.

"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.

by Indica35 November 11, 2015

Puking on a Pile of Shit

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.

I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013