Theshattalker's definitions

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

cock sketcher

Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.

I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!

by Theshattalker April 3, 2017

Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile

I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!

by Theshattalker March 14, 2017

Sack brake

Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind

Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Defication station

Any toilet, urinal, sink or bathtub thats good and clean enough to to take an emergency shit in.

Omg Ive gotta shit so bad. Any defication station will do at this point.

by Theshattalker March 19, 2017

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017