The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
by Theshattalker March 19, 2017
Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind
Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!
by Theshattalker April 03, 2017
A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017