2 definitions by Buffcauliflower
A two-day stay away for someone who lives in Southern California, or anyone living in a place where everyone else already goes to vacation. Just as nice, just different scenery...kinda. Sometimes the same beautiful 70 degree weather with constantly sunny skies and an ocean breeze just gets exhausting, you know? Best to hop a town over and see if it’s any better there.
Man 1: Yo dude I’m getting sick of Huntington Beach, it’s right on the water and I can surf whenever I want and I’m just so tired of enjoying myself.
Man 2: You need a mini mini vacay, like, to Newport Beach or something.
Man 2: You need a mini mini vacay, like, to Newport Beach or something.
by Buffcauliflower July 8, 2019
Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
by Buffcauliflower July 8, 2019