class spouse

A friend, usually of the opposite sex, that you get to know and chat with in a class because your other, better friends aren't in that class. Sometimes leads to hurt feelings down the line when one party mistakes it for romantic attraction. Similar to a "work spouse" at a job.

I didn't know Derek before this semester, but we sit next to each other in Trigonometry and are always trading jokes, so now he's my class spouse.

by Indica35 February 25, 2013

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Bob Newhart

A comedian noted for his stuttering delivery. Starred in several successful TV series during the 1970s and 80s, all of which involved his name in some way, including "Bob," "Bob Newhart," and "Newhart," which used to run ad nauseum on Nick at Nite during the 1990s after all the kids' shows were over. Once did a hilarious guest spot on The Simpsons where he delivered Krusty the Klown's eulogy. "I'm j-just h-here f-for another-nother funeral."

Well, it's 7 pm on Nickelodeon, which means the Bob Newhart show must be on.

by Indica35 October 05, 2016

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Manpinion

An opinion that, in the eyes of social justice warriors and rabid feminists, is invalid becomes it comes from a man.

Jennifer: I like blue M&Ms.
Steve: I like red ones.
Jennifer: Stop mansplaining to me with your manpinion! I feel so triggered right now.

by Indica35 October 07, 2016

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steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.

"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.

by Indica35 November 11, 2015

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triple gin buck without the buck

A drink that sounds like a cocktail but is actually just three straight shots of gin, making it popular among hopeless alcoholics. First popularized by Hunter S. Thompson in his book "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail."

It was also about then, Monte Chitty recalls, that the Boohoo began ordering things like “triple Gin Buck without the Buck.”

by Indica35 March 06, 2017

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