Shit dingle

When someone is acting insanely immature and will not leave the kitchen, this is what they were called.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU IMMATURE SHIT DINGLE! You're a sack of dirty cock.

Shit dingle by Kat Paris November 25, 2010

Dingle Shit 

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

Dingle Shit by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls 

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls by wichita November 11, 2006

Mississippi Shit Dangler 

Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole

Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!

Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!

Mississippi Shit Dangler by Adam Petersen October 2, 2013

shindingle 

Shindingle, verb, to strike someone in the throat.

Joe's mother told him to clean his room, so he shindingled the bitch.

shindingle by Chris Kupcho July 6, 2005

Shitingle 

1)Elf sex
2) To feel shakey and tingly

I love to watch the elves shitingle in the woods

When I get high I feel shitingly

Shitingle by Boioboi626 October 24, 2018

shindingle 

to be cheated out of

He promised us beer! Damn, we've been shindingled

shindingle by SHINDINGLED August 3, 2010