wichita's definitions

Lick Bush

Bill Clinton did it. Al Gore almost did it. John Kerry didn't do it. Now Bush is almost gone anyway, licked by time, one might say.

Can anybody lick Bush? Bill Clinton Did!

by wichita February 28, 2009

scow

A type of boat of very simple design. Characterized by a flat bottom, tapered up at the bow and stern, with a rectangular plan form. Generally symmetrical in appearance, it may have a rudder at the stern, be of nearly any size and can be powered by just about anything ever used on a boat, from oars to sails to steam and internal combustion engines. Many barges are essentially un-powered scows.

I use my scow to traverse inland lakes and streams.

by wichita October 31, 2008

Doctor Dope

A doctor who will give a prescription (or sometimes free samples) for any drug that a patient asks for.

I went to Doctor Dope and got a bunch of diet pills, pain pills and sleeping pills.

by wichita June 28, 2008

pond scum

What's the lowest thing you can think of? Pond scum! What could be the answer to the energy crisis? Pond scum! Turns out that algae (pond scum) is an excellent source of vegetable oil, which can be turned into bio-diesel and used in place of petroleum based diesel fuel. What a bargain!

1st person: Hey, let's start an algae farm and get in on the pond scum business before it even starts!

2nd person: Huh? WTF?!

by wichita May 7, 2008

the big one

It's the one people always talk about, the mythical/legendary big one. why isn't it already defined?
Refers to anything big, a big piece of food, a big sex organ, a big butt, or anything else that is big.

Hah! He bit the big one!

by wichita March 17, 2008

dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.

If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.

by wichita February 9, 2008

slam sandwich

A sandwich that is made by taking 2 pieces of bread and slamming them together, without any other ingredients. Most commonly this would be done by someone who has little or no money.

Hey, I found 2 pieces of bread in the dumpster, time for a slam sandwich!

by wichita February 6, 2008