Dingleshit
Dingleshit by Brad April 26, 2004
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Dingleshit
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dinglesoft
(coined by Antenna Wilde)
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
dinglekitten
When the tampon becomes slightly dislodged from the vagina, and hangs out of the body.
Similar to a dingleberry, but in tampon form instead of poo.
Similar to a dingleberry, but in tampon form instead of poo.
dinglekitten by SassyKathy January 28, 2011
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