A devastating medical condition specific to men that once it strikes leaves the victim incapacitated and incapable of doing anything.

No known cure but time.

You know, when you're like on the couch and it's like "Damn, I've got tingly dick. Well I'm not going anywhere now."

tingly dick by MKH - Don't playa hate October 4, 2006

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tingly part

1. The clitoris
2. The anus
3. The glans
4. The taint
5. The vagina

She touched my tingly part and I came.

tingly part by lickedy split July 11, 2009

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Tingly Dingly

When you pepper spray someone trying to get at your peen, and a little bit of pepper spray gets on your dingly, thus becoming tingly.

I had to defend myself, so now I got a tingly dingly.

Tingly Dingly by NightWolf689 May 11, 2020

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Tingly Taint

The tingly sensation you get in your taint when you get overly excited.

Me: Hey Marko guess what?!

Marko: what?!

Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"

Tingly Taint by ellendefuckinggenrous May 12, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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