shit a monkey

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An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.

When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.

shit a monkey by Reed7777 July 6, 2006

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Shit a monkey

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

Shit a monkey by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015

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Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole

Term used when a person becomes frustrated.

Hey John, your car just got toed man! John says," Shit fire in a monkey hole!"

Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole by Kevin January 29, 2004

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Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

Shit, it's a monkey by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

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take a shit money

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk

Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money

take a shit money by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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