Shimsho is a slave and usually works for numerous gambling websites. He gets bullied on a daily basis for not finishing client work in a ridiculous amount of time, hence why #NationalBullyShimshoDay was created.
Finish my fucking design #NationalBullyShimshoDay
Where is my website I ordered a minute ago? #NationalBullyShimshoDay
1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?
Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!
When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.
*Ship is a shortening of relationship*
Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.
when talking or mention of a subject that causes extreme uneasiness, fear or even acual neurogical shock to the point of causing an involuntary bowel movement
my ex is coming over, this is not good, i got shitshock, brb
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.