Shimshock

The realization that something you thought was one thing, is actually something else.

I was shimshocked when I grabbed the wrong gummies for the rave.

by story-driven September 14, 2022

Shimsho

Shimsho is a slave and usually works for numerous gambling websites. He gets bullied on a daily basis for not finishing client work in a ridiculous amount of time, hence why #NationalBullyShimshoDay was created.

Finish my fucking design #NationalBullyShimshoDay
Where is my website I ordered a minute ago? #NationalBullyShimshoDay

by madnesspsd June 23, 2020

shitshacks

1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.

Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?

Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!

Me: Shitshacks!

by Misty Dawn October 11, 2008

ShoeShockd.Shop

1. The Best New Online Store to Buy All the Boots & Shoes.

2. A WorldWideWeb URL Containing Links to All of The Trending Puffers, Fluffers, & Tik Toks Most Wanted List.

3. Very Possibly The Last Place You Ever Purchase Shoes Again.

I Just Bought the Raddest Puffy Shoes at ShoeShockd.Shop.

by They call me Stacey December 17, 2022

Shipshock

When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.

*Ship is a shortening of relationship*

Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.

by ohmythatsawk September 23, 2011

shitshock

when talking or mention of a subject that causes extreme uneasiness, fear or even acual neurogical shock to the point of causing an involuntary bowel movement

my ex is coming over, this is not good, i got shitshock, brb

by skaioverride September 25, 2011

shitstock

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.

Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.

by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011