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Shimsho is a slave and usually works for numerous gambling websites. He gets bullied on a daily basis for not finishing client work in a ridiculous amount of time, hence why #NationalBullyShimshoDay was created.
Finish my fucking design #NationalBullyShimshoDay
Where is my website I ordered a minute ago? #NationalBullyShimshoDay
Shimsho by madnesspsd June 23, 2020

shitshacks

1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?

Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!

Me: Shitshacks!
shitshacks by Misty Dawn October 11, 2008

ShoeShockd.Shop 

1. The Best New Online Store to Buy All the Boots & Shoes.

2. A WorldWideWeb URL Containing Links to All of The Trending Puffers, Fluffers, & Tik Toks Most Wanted List.

3. Very Possibly The Last Place You Ever Purchase Shoes Again.
I Just Bought the Raddest Puffy Shoes at ShoeShockd.Shop.

Shipshock 

When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.

*Ship is a shortening of relationship*
Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.
Shipshock by ohmythatsawk September 23, 2011

shitshock 

when talking or mention of a subject that causes extreme uneasiness, fear or even acual neurogical shock to the point of causing an involuntary bowel movement
my ex is coming over, this is not good, i got shitshock, brb
shitshock by skaioverride September 25, 2011

shitstock 

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.
Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.
shitstock by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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