Shipshock 

When a couple is so awkward or weird together, you don't feel right and you think you're living in a fantasy. It also blows your mind that couples like that can exist. This serious case of shock can last for up to weeks at a time. Typically happens as soon as a couple goes out, and acts like they're in love. Can cause bother to one's mind and be the subject of many conversations. Ends when the couple breaks up and/or lasts too long and you grow used to it.

*Ship is a shortening of relationship*

Guy 1: Did you hear Julia and Dan are going out??
Guy 2: What?? I think I'm getting shipshock.

Shipshock by ohmythatsawk September 23, 2011

shapshack 

to yell or scream, to give a jeer, dis, or evil-eye or stink-eye, someone that you have a beef with.

always the behavior is displayed by an unstable and wounded person. Usually this action is expressed by an adult with an immature personality.

Jenny: Hey! Guess what just happened?...I had a shapshack!
Lynnette: what?
Jenny: I just got shapshacked!
Lynnette: what? really?!! Another Shapshack!
Jenny: Yeah! she just gave me the stink-eye!
Lynnette: Yuck! She needs to get over it!
Jenny: Let it go. Shapshacks will happen.
Lynette: that bitch at the front desk gave me a shapshack yesterday.

shapshack by the T of the Ron July 29, 2007

Shipshark

A woman who only goes out with merchant marines. She is a uneducated gold digger. This woman hangs around low class bars in hopes of hooking up with a guy of the ships that can offer her a green card and money, generally all that happens is that the women gets knocked up with his kids, gets vd, and he skips town and does not pay a dime in child support because the woman does not know his name. The reason this happens is because the women tell there friends how glamorous a life they have, when in essence they are living day to day with no food or medical in a apartment on Saipan on welfare.

Man, the ship just anchored of the island, the shipsharks are in a frenzy with all the merchant marines. They will be eaten up when they come to shore.

Shipshark by A real pilot September 6, 2013

shitshacks

1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.

Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?

Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!

Me: Shitshacks!

shitshacks by Misty Dawn October 11, 2008

ShoeShockd.Shop 

1. The Best New Online Store to Buy All the Boots & Shoes.

2. A WorldWideWeb URL Containing Links to All of The Trending Puffers, Fluffers, & Tik Toks Most Wanted List.

3. Very Possibly The Last Place You Ever Purchase Shoes Again.

I Just Bought the Raddest Puffy Shoes at ShoeShockd.Shop.

ShoeShockd.Shop by They call me Stacey December 17, 2022

Shiprock 

A lonely place that no one has even heard of. Probably made up so that when you tell people where you came from, it sounds like a lie even though its not.

Yazzie: " hey, where you all from?"
Tony: " I'm from a lil place called Shiprock."
Yazzie:" nah, really you can tell me."
Tony: " dude, thats what its called!"
Yazzie." okay, whatever, you shiprock native."

Shiprock by rez bunny March 6, 2009

shitshock 

when talking or mention of a subject that causes extreme uneasiness, fear or even acual neurogical shock to the point of causing an involuntary bowel movement

my ex is coming over, this is not good, i got shitshock, brb

shitshock by skaioverride September 25, 2011