Shewed 

A situation much worse than that of a Cluster Fuck and may have been caused by a Fuck Tard.

When we came into work and saw the state of confusion on their faces and parts running on the zeiss we know they got shewed.

Shewed by Admiral Zeiss July 8, 2022

Sheeda Darbari 

Sheeda Darbari is the name given to the prime servile courtier, chief jester and compulsive liar Pervez Rashid from the PMLN party. He is known for making constant lies, cover-ups, baseless allegations and scandals and giving long story telling press conferences while abusing and threatening his power as the Minister for Information/Broadcasting by forcing television channels to cover his conjecture and ambiguous far-fetched outlandish speeches. Sheeda Darbari specifically targets prime time viewers often during peak hours to hijack and troll events or to take the limelight and gloss from others. It is well known that he also instructs bestselling newspapers to publish his spurious articles, comments as to what, when and where he wishes.
Sheeda Darbari is a corrupt politician with a chequered history who exploits reputation management, propaganda, media manipulation and is the PMLN kingpin of spin doctoring. He has a thin disguise of hiding behind his glasses and speaking in very low, soft voice while trying to act polite with a sheepish smile and a ridiculous white moustache. He is a disgrace to the moral and civil society and has also been compared to Hitler’s right hand man Goebbels for his ruthless misaligned propaganda for a brutally corrupt fascist regime.

1. Sheeda Darbari is making allegations of tax evasion.
2. Now....Darbari Saab is saying.....Darbari Rashid is saying ....Sheeda Darbari is saying...
3. “The clip on his expensive sandals cost more than his entire outfit,” said Sheeda Darbari at a prearranged press conference for the media.

Sheeda Darbari by Cricket Buff January 11, 2015

stewed fruit 

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

stewed fruit by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

ally sheedy 

that actress who played the goth chick in the breakfast club.

ally sheedy only had like, 26 lines in this movie and at the end she gets a prep makeover

ally sheedy by *haley* June 11, 2006

Get Sheped

A greeting or phrase to say "hi" or "fuck you."

The action of getting sheped or sheping someone.

Person 1: "Hey get sheped"
Person 2: "Shep yourself"

Get Sheped by Bandtshirts6969 December 7, 2022

shweed 

sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.

Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.

shweed by PriG November 13, 2010

Skewed 

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018