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When one shits themselves in a school environment
Oh I smewed myself
Smewed by Young Lovers February 27, 2019
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Bugga me......... i'm.....smewed
smewed by Lord Penfold May 21, 2003

stewed fruit 

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.
Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
stewed fruit by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017
When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.
Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed
Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

sewed up 

To have under control with complete confidence. Synonymous with the phrase "Got it in the Bag".
Remy: Yo Fetty, you really think you can pick up that bih tonight?

Fetty: Fasho bro, I got this sewed up dog.

Remy: Let's go nigga, bet it.
sewed up by D.R.E September 17, 2015

Skewed Perspective 

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.
My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.