When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.
"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."
A small hell hole shaped like a turd floating at the bottom of the river thames. At least half of the population call their brother dad and quite possibly uncle at the same time. Foriegners i.e. people who do not live on the Island should be very aware that the life expectancy for foreigners is about 20 minutes this will be drastically reduced should you try to frequent one of the public houses.
A few residents think that the island is somehow Sicily and that they are mafia, but in fact they are just small minded idots, dangerous still but not because they run vast criminal empires but because they fantasise they do.
Foriegner: "Hi im new to the island could you tell me where to find...."
Sheppey Local: "Arhhh yoooo farkin starin at min ya muthers cant!"
Foreigner: "No! Please! Dont I just want..."
Sheppey Local: "I dont give a fark wo u want u dirty f ing carnt"
30 minutes later...
Ambulance arrives, maybe the police if they have the guts and take dead foreigner away to the morgue. There are no witnesses as everyone is scared of the so called sheppey gangstas.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.