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Shetterly 

The act of being a chimo/pedaphile and trying to fuck girls half your age
Craig saw Emily and became a shetterly
Shetterly by Ol trov May 31, 2016

Shopperlifted 

When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.
"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."
Shopperlifted by Featherlight910 November 17, 2009

Isle of Sheppey 

A place where tramps reside. Commonly known by outsiders as 'Isle of Shitty' or 'Tramps Island'. Would not recommend a visit there.
Person 1: Fancy coming down to the Isle of Sheppey tonight?
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.
A small hell hole shaped like a turd floating at the bottom of the river thames. At least half of the population call their brother dad and quite possibly uncle at the same time. Foriegners i.e. people who do not live on the Island should be very aware that the life expectancy for foreigners is about 20 minutes this will be drastically reduced should you try to frequent one of the public houses.

A few residents think that the island is somehow Sicily and that they are mafia, but in fact they are just small minded idots, dangerous still but not because they run vast criminal empires but because they fantasise they do.
Foriegner: "Hi im new to the island could you tell me where to find...."

Sheppey Local: "Arhhh yoooo farkin starin at min ya muthers cant!"

Foreigner: "No! Please! Dont I just want..."

Sheppey Local: "I dont give a fark wo u want u dirty f ing carnt"

30 minutes later...

Ambulance arrives, maybe the police if they have the guts and take dead foreigner away to the morgue. There are no witnesses as everyone is scared of the so called sheppey gangstas.
sheppey by EscapeeFromHell October 3, 2006

Shepperton 

If u walk to shops u will get killed
Person 1:are u going Shepperton shops
Person 2:no I will die
Shepperton by Alex Houston November 19, 2019

Isle of sheppey 

A lovely little island in Kent, south east England
Isle of sheppey by Notmr91 December 21, 2018