Sheepery 

“Sheepery” (n.): An unforeseen factor causing the ruination of a project, effort, or state-of-being.

Inspired by the combination of 1) scientists at the University of Nevada creating a sheep that is 15% human, and 2) villagers in Great Britain training a pack of attack-sheep. The confluence of these events portends a future society living in fear of pissed-off, intelligent, killer sheep.

Jack Bauer’s CTU missions suffer from sheepery every time his daughter gets kidnapped.

OR

Our IT department’s attempt to upgrade our servers resulted in sheepery in the form of the loss of all our email folders.

Sheepery by Great White Snark December 28, 2008

Sheeperican 

Sheeperican sheep-eir-i-khun
adjective
A citizen of the United States of America who is ignorant on all or nearly all political/social issues that face the nation today.

Everybody and their mother is a Sheeperican.

Sheeperican by Sick Rantorum December 24, 2011

Sheenery 

Used to describe anything absurd and nonsensical.

Derived from the surname Sheen.

absolute Sheenery: "I'm tired of pretending that I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."

Sheenery by laaarousse March 22, 2011

Sheeperson

1. a: One who follows the crowd.

b: One who values conformity, or at least commonly
participates in it.

2. a: Someone who relies on others for their sense of identity.

2. Singular version of sheeple.

American Idol turned my friend into a sheeperson.

Sheeperson by Caradhras May 28, 2011

Sheenery 

The view from the window of a private jet as you are blown by 2 porn stars while snorting coke off of a model's ass.

It was a long flight but the Las Vegas Strip made for some beautiful sheenery.

Sheenery by Pepper Shakin' March 17, 2011

sleepery 

a combination of sleepy and slippery which means being so sleepy that you have delayed or minimal control of your body.(drunk behavior). it can also be used to described when you are drunk and sleepy as your movements may be sloppy

nodding off or tripping over something because you’re not as alert as you normally would be

P1: “hey what’s wrong with you?! you almost fell out of the car. are you drunk?”
P2: “no im just so tired. i feel like i’m about to collapse”
P1:“ohhhhh i get it you’re sleepery. you need to go straight to bed before you hurt yourself.”

sleepery by doomcookie27 May 27, 2019

SheepeyDarkness

Very "wool" person. Cool and woolly at the same time.

SheepeyDarkness; darkness being the noun and sheepey being the adjective. Sheepey is describing the darkness. Per say darkness with the essence of sheep.

Guy 1: Woah dude! You're such a SheepeyDarkness!
Guy 2: No way! You too!

Explorer 1: *walks into a dark castle*

Explorer 2: Woah the darkness... its almost... Sheepey

SheepeyDarkness by GrazingCows August 26, 2017