Sheitu

means a very hot pretty girl, who would make your life happy for years, although she can be too concerned for you overall she loves you even if you don't feel the same

Sheitu is being too concerning and kind

Sheitu by Elisa Cruz November 22, 2021

Shituke 

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.

Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014

shituff 

Bull shit stuff that is pain in the royal neck to deal with.

J: How's that partner project coming along?
M: Oh that "shituff" is kicking my ass, no one put any thoughts on how last min change is going to effect ppl's life.. with all the changes and moving parts... it’s coming…

shituff by ctce master August 29, 2012

Shitubricant 

Also referred to as pooplube and crapstroglide. Used mostly in situations where natural vaginal lubricant is secreted, but does not meet the AMA (American Medical Association) requirements for vaginal penetration. A licensed medical professional makes a small incision between the vaginal wall and the anal wall causing a small leakage of fecal matter. This fecal matter mixed with the non compliant vaginal lubricant and makes a compliant and AMA recommended mixture call Shitubricant.

Her vagina was to dry and did not meet medical requirements for penetration. Now after the procedure her vagina is back and better than ever with shitubricant.

Shitubricant by Flippy McFlipperson August 20, 2011

sheit 

it is another version of shit but said with an urban accent

stop messing with my sheit and give me a hand

sheit by Symone Knowles October 16, 2008

Shituation 

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

Shituation by Randiforous April 1, 2011

Shituation 

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

Shituation by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003