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A Shedneck is a male or female who finds comfort and relaxation in messing about with random things or projects in a shed, it covers all hobbies a man or women likes to do from
basic tinkering to experimental projects. Wokeness is banned being offended banned swearing encouraged playground insults of the 70s and 80s welcomed and giggled at with no repercussions.
My cars making a knocking noise !! .. Well take it up to Phil that fucking "Shedneck" will figure it out ...
Shedneck by Racer52 October 19, 2025
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spedneck 

The spednecks sing old Garth Brooks songs on the bus every day.
spedneck by brett1983 January 13, 2008
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sledneck 

A term used to define a person from a mountain state, no fucking flatlanders, that tears it up on a snowmobile.
D'you see that fuckin sledneck who wrecked his shit into a tree?
sledneck by Hitman537 December 23, 2005

Sledneck 

Someone who lives in Alaska that enjoys skinny dipping in ice cold lakes, rides a snowmobile and snowboard, lives in Juneau, likes death metal rooster, and dresses up as a paint sample man. The bros of the North.
Dude, Kyran is such a sledneck.
Sledneck by destinyless February 3, 2015

sledneck 

Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.
Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.
sledneck by nate1276 September 11, 2011

sledneck 

"Is that pickup truck-driving sledneck really still kissing my tail in when I'm already going 30 above the limit?"
sledneck by Eh Canadeh November 25, 2019

Shredneck 

1. Wakeboarding with a dip in. Shredneck

2. Poppin wheelies on your tractor.

3. Wakeboarding in a trench, getting pulled by a truck.

4. Putting a slider in your grandpas pond on the farm.

5. Holding onto a moped to get speed to hit a kicker on a skateboard.

6. Using plumbers gloves for snowboarding gloves.
Shredneck by Frank from Clemson February 8, 2010